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All hail Space
Largest Black Market: 149thHighest Economic Output: 177thLargest Agricultural Sector: 391st
The Space Colony of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Kiosk1

Population39.923 billion

CapitalSpace
LeaderHis Eminence
FaithRoman Catholic

CurrencyDollar
AnimalWater Buffalo

The Space Colony of Kiosk1 is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by His Eminence with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 39.923 billion Kioskas are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Space. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 58.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiosk1ian economy, worth an astonishing 19,228 trillion Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 481,629 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Tax assessment offices double as polling stations, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, His Eminence lights cigars with a hundred-Dollar bill, and nose plugs are the latest Kiosk1ian fashion accessory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiosk1's national animal is the Water Buffalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholic.

Kiosk1 is ranked 1,403rd in the world and 23rd in the Rejected Realms for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 11,550.66 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Black Market: 149thHighest Economic Output: 177thLargest Agricultural Sector: 391stLargest Retail Industry: 397thLargest Mining Sector: 545thHighest Average Incomes: 599thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 830thLargest Insurance Industry: 881stMost Efficient Economies: 884thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 929thMost Armed: 1,016thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,038thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,088thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,232ndRudest Citizens: 1,340thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,403rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,404thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,505thFattest Citizens: 1,510thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,565thLargest Populations: 1,708thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,782ndMost Patriotic: 1,895thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,086thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,089thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,140thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,540thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 3,448thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,617thLargest Governments: 3,713thMost Cultured: 4,407thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,491stMost Stationary: 4,512thLowest Crime Rates: 4,590thSmartest Citizens: 4,960thMost Avoided: 5,481stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 7,243rdLargest Gambling Industry: 7,841stMost Influential: 12,965thMost Devout: 13,639thMost Developed: 13,866thMost Advanced Public Education: 14,375thNudest: 15,365thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 16,428thMost Conservative: 28,939th
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Highest Economic Output: 3rd in the regionLargest Black Market: 5th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 17th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 18th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 20th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 21st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 26th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 27th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 28th in the regionMost Armed: 28th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 29th in the regionMost Stationary: 30th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 30th in the regionRudest Citizens: 33rd in the regionMost Patriotic: 35th in the regionLargest Populations: 39th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 40th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 41st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 42nd in the regionFattest Citizens: 44th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 51st in the regionTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 62nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 71st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 76th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 78th in the regionLargest Governments: 89th in the regionMost Cultured: 90th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 99th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 118th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 120th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 121st in the regionMost Avoided: 122nd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 150th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 274th in the regionMost Influential: 276th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 310th in the regionMost Devout: 367th in the regionNudest: 447th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 527th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kiosk1, nose plugs are the latest Kiosk1ian fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiosk1, His Eminence lights cigars with a hundred-Dollar bill.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiosk1, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiosk1, tax assessment offices double as polling stations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiosk1, dinosaur breeders have a yabba-dabba-doo gay old time in Kiosk1.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiosk1, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiosk1, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiosk1, freighter lifeboats have been replaced by state of the art marker buoys so divers can recover the cargo after they sink.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiosk1, vacationing Kioskas expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Following new legislation in Kiosk1, foreigners are treated with great suspicion.

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