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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,077thMost Influential: 5,789thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,673rd
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Left-Leaning College State
Influence
Shoeshiner
Civil Rights
World Benchmark
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Kinya

Population1.431 billion

CapitalLibiyu

CurrencyPin
AnimalFox

The Country of Kinya is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working population of 1.431 billion Kinyans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Libiyu. The average income tax rate is 73.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kinyan economy, worth 163 trillion Pins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Soda Sales, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 113,973 Pins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits, and the central government is trying to keep things flowing. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinya's national animal is the Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kinya is ranked 218,315th in the world and 3,485th in The East Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 13.6 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,077thMost Influential: 5,789thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,673rdMost Rebellious Youth: 7,438thMost Inclusive: 9,824thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,879thNicest Citizens: 10,332ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 10,743rdLargest Welfare Programs: 12,205thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,739thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,805thTop
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Highest Food Quality: 16,510thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 16,825thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,832ndSmartest Citizens: 19,088thMost Developed: 20,844thMost Pacifist: 22,742ndMost Advanced Public Education: 24,748thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,034thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 25,216thSafest: 26,760thMost Cultured: 28,005thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29,458thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 30,236thFattest Citizens: 30,528th
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Largest Soda Pop Sector: 59th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 118th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 207th in the regionMost Inclusive: 239th in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 251st in the regionNicest Citizens: 258th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 268th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 269th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 306th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 311th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 315th in the regionFattest Citizens: 322nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 329th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 331st in the regionMost Influential: 379th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 406th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 411th in the regionMost Developed: 431st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 439th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 442nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 461st in the regionMost Pacifist: 500th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 505th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kinya, the central government is trying to keep things flowing.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinya, citizens are allowed to rise or fall based on their own merits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinya, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinya, corporate innovation has effectively ended since ideas can no longer be owned.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinya, supervisors in Kinya commonly tie bells on their necks to alert employees of their presence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinya, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinya, every new toxic waste dump comes with a seal of approval from the government's science advisor.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinya, the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods".
  • : Following new legislation in Kinya, tourists are forbidden to enter Native Kinyan lands.
  • : Following new legislation in Kinya, the government is constantly producing new maps to accommodate the continual renaming of cities.

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