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Glory to Esfand!The mule will save us all!
Largest Insurance Industry: 4,616thMost Rebellious Youth: 18,006thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,266th
The Absolute Mule Monarchy of
Moralistic Democracy
Influence
Duckspeaker
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Good

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Kingdum of Estlan

Population3.517 billion

CapitalEsfand's Palace
LeaderEsfand the Mule
FaithChurch of Esfand

CurrencyPrune
AnimalEsfand the Mule

The Absolute Mule Monarchy of Kingdum of Estlan is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Esfand the Mule with an even hand, and remarkable for its ban on automobiles, compulsory military service, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.517 billion Esfanites are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Esfand's Palace. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 53.5%.

The thriving Estlanese economy, worth 271 trillion Prunes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 77,236 Prunes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 310,028 per year while the poor average 12,894, a ratio of 24.0 to 1.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop, and giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Esfand the Mule is a silly poophead. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdum of Estlan's national animal is the Esfand the Mule and its national religion is Church of Esfand.

Kingdum of Estlan is ranked 210,376th in the world and 5th in Murkton for Most Stationary, with 37.03380963168 days.

Top
5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 4,616thTop
10%
Most Rebellious Youth: 18,006thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,266thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 29,342nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kingdum of Estlan's influence in Murkton rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Kingdum of Estlan's influence in Murkton fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
  • : Kingdum of Estlan's influence in Murkton rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
  • : Kingdum of Estlan's influence in Murkton rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Kingdum of Estlan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdum of Estlan, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Esfand the Mule is a silly poophead.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdum of Estlan, crackheads chase drug-loaded drones in hopes of a lucky drop.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdum of Estlan, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdum of Estlan, 10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdum of Estlan, government officials are held to the highest standard of morality.

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