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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,546thMost Influential: 5,622ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,560th
The United Socialist States of
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Sprat
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Kingdom of Witcheria

Population242 million

CurrencyWitchers
AnimalWitcheroo

The United Socialist States of Kingdom of Witcheria is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its public floggings, ubiquitous missile silos, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 242 million Kingdom of Witcherians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 48.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kingdom of Witcherian economy, worth 23.6 trillion Witchers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Tourism. Average income is 97,609 Witchers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient, and the world still seems flat to some people in space. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Witcheria's national animal is the Witcheroo, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kingdom of Witcheria is ranked 186,419th in the world and 9,232nd in The North Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 88.41 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,546thTop
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Most Influential: 5,622ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,560thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,512thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,369thMost Conservative: 16,185thMost Authoritarian: 20,824th
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 282nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 415th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 776th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 916th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 919th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 949th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 962nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, the world still seems flat to some people in space.
  • : Kingdom of Witcheria was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Authoritarian.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, the government only announces the deaths of its members when it's convenient.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, angst-filled teenagers are rushing off to buy government bonds for some odd reason.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts.
  • : Kingdom of Witcheria endorsed The Empire of Heilhum Imperius.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, it's entirely possible foreign diplomats misheard when Kingdom of Witcheria offered the words "peace be upon you".
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Witcheria, fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs.
  • : Kingdom of Witcheria voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 140 » Sunto, Hamerica, 1 very fast endotarter, Omnistria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Saperisole, Ethnon, Ihese, Libertania Democratica, Plutayah, Dreadton, Corfad, Interdimensional Zone, Hoglands, Notyoutopia, Yaorozu, Old Yellow Bricks, Daiz, Newpromisedland, Koda-Land, The Calabash Protectorate, Great Bights Mum, Kranostav, Valentine Z, Sikol, Westinor, Shibutani, Guer Aike, North Bratislava, Shinjuku tokyo 0, New Lakemba, Siwale, Prydania, Zzozona, Frances Francis the First of France, Zumlandia, Abject Ludicrosity, Empy, The Rhein States, The Tampa Bay Rays, Noahs Second Country, Brucklania, Arbor Marshes, Fayyayid, El Fiji Grande, Sundred, Dabarastan, Lionia, Valhalla123, Tanushland, and 90 others.Arichia, Kingdom Of Manaf, Orado, Yellops, Joodey, Fauzjhia, Seanat, Schnuftelland, Territorio di Nessuno, Dar es Saalam, McMasterdonia, Mystiquelle, Wineclaw, Xagill, Zeternia, The Endless Eventide, Seenvorland, Eywaan, Yokciq Empire, Korovan Isles, Malta Comino Gozo, Selfgradatude, The Marinians, Former English Colony, The World Capitalist Confederation, Praeceps, Pallaith, Fendlium, Pazair, Clan Spaniel, Nouvelle-Floride, Kocherian, Loutsland, The Pantheons, Damsmel, Highton Islands, The Iron Lions, PotatoFarmers, New Jamgra, Unimaginable Doom, Fracie, Borsukia, U S Eh, Shadowrik, The New Cordian Empire, Libertia-Conaxia, Xyrron, Ravendi, Pokemanland, Valshire, Nistriabar, Madjack, Northern Glory, Termathe, Sil Dorsett, Castle Federation, Energi Empire, Ihsan, Principia Mathematica, Eschatosia, United Kahndaq, Kragsgale, Simone Republic, Xipher, Neu-Galicia, Palisede, Buckhem, Astal Aavors, Amerian States, The Noviosyus, Illusia and Neverendia, Artemis Selene, Ultra777, Jusvic, Advancia-Sizzletown, Free Nation of Hong Kong, Delageon, Pigeonstan, Aoncarpa, Andexia, The Ricebenders, Eastern Cous Empria, Solskjar, Pope Saint Peter the Apostle, East Akra, Wit Noreis, Moubarakistan, Napnomadia, WeKnow, and Heilhum Imperius.

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