The Dominion of Kingdom of Saint Paul is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by PM Tom Glengarry with an even hand, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, public floggings, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 818 million Paulines are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Paul City. The average income tax rate is 50.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pauline economy, worth 102 trillion pound Paulines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 125,105 pound Paulines, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Saint Paul City's iconic yellow taxis are nowhere to be seen, chalkboards are replaced with billboards in the classroom, billions of pound Paulines are being blown on orbital weapons development, and back-alley circumcision clinics are popping up all over the nation. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Saint Paul's national animal is the raven, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kingdom of Saint Paul is ranked 16,914^th in the world and 12^th in Africa for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,445.8 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.