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Ick bin een Berliner
Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,769thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,459thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,702nd
The Socialist Monarchy of
Democratic Socialists
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Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kingdom of New Berlin

Population1.191 billion

CapitalNew Berlin
LeaderKing Karl von Hohenzollern

CurrencyBerliner Mark
AnimalBear

The Socialist Monarchy of Kingdom of New Berlin is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by King Karl von Hohenzollern with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, digital currency, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic population of 1.191 billion New Berliners are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Berlin. The average income tax rate is 84.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient New Berlinian economy, worth 159 trillion Berliner Marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 133,949 Berliner Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government is pouring billions into replacement brains, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers, King Karl von Hohenzollern is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, and politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kingdom of New Berlin's national animal is the Bear, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kingdom of New Berlin is ranked 7,536th in the world and 101st in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 6,909.81 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,769thTop
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Highest Workforce Participation Rate: 4,459thMost Compassionate Citizens: 4,702ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 5,119thNicest Citizens: 5,471stMost Scientifically Advanced: 5,722ndMost Influential: 5,768thNudest: 5,952ndMost Pacifist: 6,327thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,958thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,046thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,180thLargest Welfare Programs: 7,454thMost Developed: 7,478thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,536thMost Inclusive: 7,537thLongest Average Lifespans: 8,067thHealthiest Citizens: 8,385thSmartest Citizens: 8,658thMost Cultured: 8,965thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,992ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,271stTop
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Most Secular: 10,672ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,120thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,950thLargest Governments: 12,306thLowest Crime Rates: 13,016thLargest Publishing Industry: 13,083rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,651stMost Beautiful Environments: 15,172ndHighest Average Incomes: 17,587thMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,468th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 21st in the regionTop
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Nudest: 63rd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 83rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 88th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 93rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 95th in the regionNicest Citizens: 99th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 101st in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 108th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 116th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 119th in the regionMost Developed: 126th in the regionMost Pacifist: 129th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 134th in the regionMost Inclusive: 138th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 138th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 146th in the regionMost Cultured: 150th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 156th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 159th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 164th in the regionLargest Governments: 175th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 178th in the regionMost Secular: 179th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 209th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 210th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 211th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of New Berlin, politicians who misplace decimal points on expense reports are fired for gross incompetence.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of New Berlin, King Karl von Hohenzollern is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of New Berlin, kindergarten teachers with ankle-bracelets are closely supervised by their parole officers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of New Berlin, the government is pouring billions into replacement brains.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of New Berlin, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Kingdom of New Berlin was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Thedairos.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of New Berlin, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of New Berlin, the entire entry for Kingdom of New Berlin in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of New Berlin, the saying 'break a leg' is now taken literally.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of New Berlin, companies struggle to cover for the hordes of employees on parental leave.

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