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Poland is Not Yet Lost
Most Armed: 4,588thMost Influential: 7,430thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,527th
The Kingdom of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Average

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Kingdom Of Krakow

Population723 million

CapitalKrakow

CurrencyGold Pieces
AnimalWhite Tailed Eagle

The Kingdom of Kingdom Of Krakow is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, aversion to nipples, and compulsory gun ownership. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 723 million Poles have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Social Policy receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Krakow. The average income tax rate is 38.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Polish economy, worth 59.0 trillion Gold Pieceses a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 81,610 Gold Pieceses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

Surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space', serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits, and corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom Of Krakow's national animal is the White Tailed Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kingdom Of Krakow is ranked 110,352nd in the world and 432nd in Europe for Fattest Citizens, with 9.85 Obesity Rate.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 4,588thMost Influential: 7,430thTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,527thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,225thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 19,550th
Top
5%
Most Armed: 31st in the regionTop
10%
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 89th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 101st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kingdom Of Krakow's influence in Europe rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
  • : Kingdom Of Krakow relocated from Osiris to Europe.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Krakow, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Krakow, the government frequently panders to parents with boutique tax credits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Krakow, serial commas clarify the relationship between one's lackeys, the taxpayers, and kinsfolk.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Krakow, surrogate mothers are encouraged to refer to their wombs as 'rental space'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom Of Krakow, it's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children.
  • : Kingdom Of Krakow's influence in Osiris rose from "Hatchling" to "Newcomer".
  • : Kingdom Of Krakow's influence in Osiris rose from "Unproven" to "Hatchling".
  • : Kingdom Of Krakow's influence in Osiris rose from "Zero" to "Unproven".

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