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Long live the land of Thunder and Storm
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,337thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,377thMost Influential: 2,889th
The Fiefdom of
Corporate Police State
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Kingdom of Hapsteld

Population891 million

CapitalTethelsten
LeaderKing Oswald Wellington of Huckerfort II

CurrencyRamblerie
AnimalDragon

The Fiefdom of Kingdom of Hapsteld is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by King Oswald Wellington of Huckerfort II with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, ritual sacrifices, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 891 million Hapstelians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tethelsten. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kingdom of Hapsteldian economy, worth 137 trillion Rambleries a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 154,710 Rambleries, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 924,116 per year while the poor average 11,802, a ratio of 78.3 to 1.

AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable", male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness', many Hapstelians are their brothers' keepers, and remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kingdom of Hapsteld's national animal is the Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kingdom of Hapsteld is ranked 250,101st in the world and 9,464th in The East Pacific for Least Corrupt Governments, with 39.86 percentage of bribes refused.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,337thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,377thTop
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Most Influential: 2,889thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,336thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 4,576thLargest Retail Industry: 5,667thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 5,700thMost Patriotic: 5,759thMost Avoided: 6,106thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 6,323rdMost Devout: 6,495thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,356thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,525thHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,571stLargest Mining Sector: 9,187thTop
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Highest Average Incomes: 14,259thMost Cultured: 15,013thMost Efficient Economies: 17,825thLargest Black Market: 19,151stMost Developed: 22,182ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 23,635thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,045th
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 66th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 94th in the regionTop
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Largest Insurance Industry: 102nd in the regionMost Devout: 106th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 113th in the regionMost Avoided: 123rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 128th in the regionMost Patriotic: 138th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 144th in the regionMost Influential: 151st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 154th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 157th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 165th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 189th in the regionLargest Black Market: 227th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 232nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 343rd in the regionMost Cultured: 412th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 419th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 422nd in the regionTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 540th in the regionMost Developed: 590th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 703rd in the regionLargest Governments: 788th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 870th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 883rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kingdom of Hapsteld voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Hapsteld, remote-control hang-gliding scarecrows patrol the skies to keep songbirds from leaving the nation's borders.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Hapsteld, many Hapstelians are their brothers' keepers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Hapsteld, male friends are often accompanied by a female relative in order to prove their 'straightness'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Hapsteld, AI nannies tell children who refuse to go to bed that "my logic is undeniable".
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Hapsteld, school lockers are filled with fancy underwear.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Hapsteld, wealthy pranksters dump refuse on unsuspecting citizens from up high.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Hapsteld, the nation refuses to discard its increasingly useless penny.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Hapsteld, commuter vessels have trouble staying afloat due to increased passengers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kingdom of Hapsteld, doctors accused of having no heart reply that cardiology isn't their speciality.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 153 » Agave, The Empire of Rijelv, Shavara, Elejamie, Romanoddle Republic, Aivintis, VW53Aland, Republic of Berzerkistan, Albrook, A mean old man, Kaigi, Kilkire, Euricanis, Stellar Colonies, Preat, Xogunato Tokugawa, A Slanted Black Stripe, Trimmania, Adavan, Wiranath, Grossvietnam, East Malaysia, Roliganistan, Enlil, Mardom, New Leganes, Impia Aghte, From New World, Bai Lung, Lyontisia, Thurland, Brotherland, Evrigenis, Drunken Seal Islands, Headpat Central, Dravida India, Centrical Union, Tshana, Cacnesia, Ridann, North Atlantis, Pakitsk, Wakeopolis, Unger under over, Modra, Talitoa, The Soviet Texas Union, The 7th Coalition of Alba, Rhealaliit, Taurora, and 103 others.Kucia, Axdel, Utopianan, Sandboxford, Freedomindia, Sen Jast, Yuruguay, New Tokyo-3 City, East Deslang, Empire of Dabiristan, Land of Corporations, Layngderfleethe, Voyou, Lanagon, Kangarawa, Aeljae, CheeseBurrito, Awestre Gorend, Blobbo, Arkantis, Fellon, ReeK, Zang0, Goodnamesarerare, Davinhia, Enou, 3 14159265358979323846264, ArenaC, United China Nation, Lakon-oui, North Bernia, Myehn, Guys it literally says YOU ARE SUS, South Gambier, Ribanzi, New Missoura, Karog, Monezambique, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, BadRNG, Fontesia, Republic of Restaks, Blobon, Money for ever, Nevertopia, West Elyria, Alexandrunia, Slys Paws, Bogliqia, Arcadiam, The Almighty Country, Propwash, Narinoland, Ripsylvania, Tassirion, Hizuru, Marrabuk, Hosoven, Ulvesogullr, Roissyland, Colligation, Neo-Western East Korea, Her Malue, Canadian Technocrats, Barfleur, Lingu, Auslivia, Kuseropia Repubationtopia, Anpania, Wanabe, Abtracnt, The Marlands, Vessarlian, Verconia, Eien no hono, Azureano, Exitos, Nythi, Russian Social Federation, BearStackof2015, Merlovich, Kunstistan, Kelsyth, Nociav, Gallisers, Reino De Latine, Chesstitans, Frankinstan, Kond Mex Ethostorgel, Zohaib, Kaldrbuth, Amabilis, Gema, Yomgo, Isole Ionie, The Rheingau-Nassau-Taunus Confederation, Estande, Gernmark, Piggy Piggy The Piggy, Kavanos, Chalan, Order of the Saint Dumas, and Constervatania.

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