Never gonna give U up never gonna let U down Rick astley
Most Subsidized Industry: 622ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,523rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,212th
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Kingdom Of Casetaria

Population906 million

CapitalCasetaria city
LeaderRick astley


The Great Casetarian empire of Kingdom Of Casetaria is a huge, orderly nation, ruled by Rick astley with an iron fist, and remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 906 million Casetarians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Casetaria city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Casetarian economy, worth 111 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Gambling, Retail, Uranium Mining, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,925 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, a citizen who thinks a slave is a deadbeat is entitled to make the descriptor literally true, and the country is preparing for war. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kingdom Of Casetaria's national animal is the Snek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kingdom Of Casetaria is ranked 170,752nd in the world and 473rd in First World Order for Largest Soda Pop Sector, scoring -5.48 on the Addison-Fukk Productivity Rating.

Most Subsidized Industry: 622ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,523rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2,212thTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 2,947thHighest Crime Rates: 3,562ndMost Avoided: 4,293rdNudest: 4,777thLargest Retail Industry: 5,486thFattest Citizens: 6,043rdMost Efficient Economies: 6,260thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,632ndMost Corrupt Governments: 7,355thLargest Black Market: 10,459thTop
Largest Mining Sector: 11,355thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 12,725thMost Secular: 14,085thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 17,111thMost Ignorant Citizens: 18,209thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 20,613thHighest Average Incomes: 21,581st
Most Subsidized Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 5th in the regionTop
Most Efficient Economies: 6th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7th in the regionMost Avoided: 8th in the regionLargest Black Market: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 10th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 11th in the regionNudest: 21st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 30th in the regionLargest Governments: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionMost Developed: 43rd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 44th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 46th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 46th in the regionMost Ignorant Citizens: 47th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 53rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 54th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 57th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 58th in the region

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