The Confederacy of Kingdom of beorsthige is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 695 million Beorsthigeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Egg city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.4%.

The powerhouse Beorsthigean economy, worth 74.6 trillion Broserbs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 107,331 Broserbs, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Bus ads propagandize causes ranging from sexual revolution to religious pogroms, funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals, newspapers cannot report anything about politicians without their explicit consent, and dubiously qualified Skandilundian barristers keep referring to laws as 'government guidelines'. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kingdom of beorsthige's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kingdom of beorsthige is ranked 151,531^st in the world and 147^th in The Free Nations Region for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 881.29 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.