The Cookie-Loving Republic of King Koopa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bowser Bernard Junior with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, enforced nudity, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.372 billion Koopa Troops are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowser City. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a Koopa Troopa economy, worth 419 trillion Mario Coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,151 Mario Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, all streets are privately owned toll roads, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Koopa's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Unknown.

King Koopa is ranked 145,686^th in the world and 5,544^th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 65.26 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.