We don't hate cheese, we love it! We just don't share. Bowser Bernard Junior
Nudest: 1,557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,186thMost Influential: 2,926th
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King Koopa

Population8.372 billion

CapitalBowser City
LeaderBowser Bernard Junior

CurrencyMario Coin

The Cookie-Loving Republic of King Koopa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Bowser Bernard Junior with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, enforced nudity, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 8.372 billion Koopa Troops are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bowser City. The average income tax rate is 69.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong a Koopa Troopa economy, worth 419 trillion Mario Coins a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 50,151 Mario Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Abortions are routinely performed in the nation's hospitals, all streets are privately owned toll roads, every day has been a surprise since weather reporters turned to consulting ancient totems for their seven-day forecasts, and citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. King Koopa's national animal is the Turtle, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Unknown.

King Koopa is ranked 145,686th in the world and 5,544th in the South Pacific for Most Efficient Economies, scoring 65.26 on the Krugman-Greenspan Business Outlook Index.

Nudest: 1,557thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2,186thTop
Most Influential: 2,926thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,920thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 9,268thBest Weather: 12,427thTop
Most Stationary: 15,662ndMost Beautiful Environments: 16,307thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,542ndLongest Average Lifespans: 22,813thMost Devout: 24,935th
Nudest: 39th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 265th in the regionMost Stationary: 299th in the regionMost Influential: 314th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 330th in the regionBest Weather: 405th in the regionLargest Populations: 446th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 497th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 521st in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 650th in the regionMost Devout: 686th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 736th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 754th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 809th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 841st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 984th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1,089th in the regionLargest Black Market: 1,187th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,202nd in the region

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