The State of King Edward Park is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.236 billion Parkers live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.8%.

The strong King Edward Parkian economy, worth 932 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 54,119 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 367,948 per year while the poor average 2,907, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Royalist is the most offensive slur in the King Edward Parkian language, organised sports are frowned upon as frivolous, folk singers have replaced personal injury lawyers in being ridiculed as "ambulance chasers", and The Governor has just been declared ruler of King Edward Park in an international press conference. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. King Edward Park's national animal is the deer.

King Edward Park is ranked 261,498^th in the world and 5^th in Republic of Myanmar for Lowest Crime Rates, with 44.95 law-abiding acts per hour.