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Let Unity Empower Our People King Bern I
Most Influential: 2,521stMost Secular: 2,991stSafest: 4,300th
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Population1.274 billion

CapitalNew Vilnius
LeaderKing Bern I

AnimalIron Wolf

The United Kingdom of Kinegiener is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by King Bern I with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed population of 1.274 billion Lithuanians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Vilnius. The average income tax rate is 92.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Lithuanian economy, worth 162 trillion Litas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 127,708 Litas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Destitute athletes are forced to train in the street, many believe that King Bern I's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, the practice of capital punishment proves divisive, and replacement organs are grown in vats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kinegiener's national animal is the Iron Wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kinegiener is ranked 109,720th in the world and 55th in Confederation of Corrupt Dictators for Most Politically Free, scoring 56.19 on the Diebold Election Inking Scale.

Most Influential: 2,521stMost Secular: 2,991stSafest: 4,300thLowest Crime Rates: 4,783rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,875thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,304thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,456thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,955thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 7,292ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,379thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,428thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,504thBest Weather: 7,785thLargest Welfare Programs: 8,037thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 8,129thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,319thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,320thHealthiest Citizens: 8,864thMost Developed: 8,871stLargest Governments: 8,981stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 9,111thTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 9,578thMost Cheerful Citizens: 9,866thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,018thMost Cultured: 10,025thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11,297thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 11,430thLargest Publishing Industry: 11,709thMost Income Equality: 12,250thSmartest Citizens: 12,735thMost Scientifically Advanced: 17,626thLargest Information Technology Sector: 18,124th
Largest Welfare Programs: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 10th in the regionSafest: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionMost Influential: 16th in the regionBest Weather: 19th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 20th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 21st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 21st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 21st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 26th in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 27th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionMost Secular: 32nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 32nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 35th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 36th in the regionMost Developed: 37th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 41st in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 45th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 46th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 48th in the region

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