The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.981 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 13,562 trillion Columbuses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 357,095 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, posters on 'Kilobugyan Values' advise against being proud of Kilobugya, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 277,277^th in the world and 4^th in Democratic Communist States for Fattest Citizens, with 0.87 Obesity Rate.