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Happiness is always a new idea
Largest Welfare Programs: 5thMost Advanced Public Education: 5thMost Pacifist: 16th
The Socialist Republic of
Left-wing Utopia
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kilobugya

Population37.981 billion

CapitalFraternia
LeaderComrade

CurrencyColumbus
AnimalBunny

The Socialist Republic of Kilobugya is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Comrade with a fair hand, and renowned for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 37.981 billion Kilobugyans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken morass — prioritizes Education, although Environment, Welfare, and Social Policy are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fraternia. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilobugyan economy, worth an astonishing 13,562 trillion Columbuses a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 357,095 Columbuses, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads, posters on 'Kilobugyan Values' advise against being proud of Kilobugya, and in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare. Crime is totally unknown. Kilobugya's national animal is the Bunny, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilobugya is ranked 277,277th in the world and 4th in Democratic Communist States for Fattest Citizens, with 0.87 Obesity Rate.

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Largest Welfare Programs: 5thMost Advanced Public Education: 5thMost Pacifist: 16thLeast Corrupt Governments: 18thMost Rebellious Youth: 23rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 23rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 24thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 26thSmartest Citizens: 27thMost Compassionate Citizens: 28thNicest Citizens: 30thLargest Publishing Industry: 38thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 38thMost Cultured: 46thMost Developed: 47thLongest Average Lifespans: 54thHealthiest Citizens: 57thLargest Governments: 59thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 68thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 77thMost Beautiful Environments: 81stMost Cheerful Citizens: 97thHighest Food Quality: 98thSafest: 124thLowest Crime Rates: 209thMost Inclusive: 295thBest Weather: 298thHighest Economic Output: 314thHighest Poor Incomes: 374thMost Secular: 424thLargest Populations: 1,166thHighest Average Incomes: 1,407thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,021stMost Influential: 4,098thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,437thNudest: 11,372ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,450thTop
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Most Income Equality: 18,940thMost Stationary: 22,984thMost Efficient Economies: 25,406thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,853rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, in life full of care there is no time to stop and stare.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, posters on 'Kilobugyan Values' advise against being proud of Kilobugya.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, therapists dispense hugs for heroin dealers and cuddles for crackheads.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, the government puts forth the claim that harming young girls is wrong.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, it is mandatory to learn evolution in schools.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, the amount welfare recipients spend on fertilizer has exploded.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, an increasing percentage of the population's youth have homosexual parents.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Fraternia Times is sold out.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilobugya, a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts.

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