Population | 5.958 billion |
Capital | Oceania |
Leader | Dolphina |
Faith | Church of the Sea goddess |
Currency | Orca Coin |
Animal | Seals |
The Apex Predatory Oceans of Killer Whales is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Dolphina with a fair hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, state-planned economy, and hatred of cheese. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 5.958 billion Orcas are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oceania. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Orcan economy, worth a remarkable 1,613 trillion Orca Coins a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 270,783 Orca Coins, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song, prison visits increase substantially during election years, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication, and parents dread their examinations more than their children. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Killer Whales's national animal is the Seals, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Church of the Sea goddess.
Killer Whales is ranked 152,566th in the world and 12th in Lost Planet for Most Stationary, with 150.05659146372 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Killer Whales, parents dread their examinations more than their children.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Whales, things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Whales, prison visits increase substantially during election years.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Whales, 'A is for Annulment' is a popular children's song.
- : Killer Whales was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Whales, the media seems excessively interested in what Dolphina is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Whales, people who tease dwarfs are being cut down to size.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Whales, internet searches for the inventor of the three-wheeled steam-powered Orcan weed picker are way up.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Whales, if foreigners can hit a spittoon from five paces they get a free holiday to Killer Whales.
- : Following new legislation in Killer Whales, life expectancies inside correctional facilities vastly exceed the national average.