Population | 23.076 billion |
Capital | Volangrad |
Leader | Aaron Courier |
Faith | Christianity |
Currency | Mark |
Animal | Imperial Griffon Vulture |
The Imperial Reich of Kilkvo is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Aaron Courier with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, pith helmet sales, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 23.076 billion Kilkvoans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.
The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Volangrad. The average income tax rate is 30.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kilkvoan economy, worth a remarkable 8,036 trillion Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 348,271 Marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Kilkvoans like vultures, people caught mistreating Kilkvo's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain, and the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilkvo's national animal is the Imperial Griffon Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.
Kilkvo is ranked 1,767th in the world and 58th in the Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 201.07 quips per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Kilkvo, the seats at the back of the parliament are reserved for indigenous ministers.
- : Following new legislation in
Kilkvo, people caught mistreating Kilkvo's flag generally wind up in a great deal of pain.
- : Following new legislation in
Kilkvo, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Kilkvoans like vultures.
- : Following new legislation in
Kilkvo, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept.
- : Following new legislation in
Kilkvo, motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours.
- : Following new legislation in
Kilkvo, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out.
- : Following new legislation in
Kilkvo, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
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Kilkvo, an epidemic of unpopped kernels causes movie goers to gnash their teeth.
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Kilkvo, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
- : Following new legislation in
Kilkvo, returning tourists and businessmen are detained without trial if they belong to the "wrong" religion.