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Almighty Dreams of a better Kilko
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,905thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,224thMost Influential: 14,161st
The People's Republic of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
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Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kilko

Population401 million

CapitalKilkmano

Currencyfloro
Animalsquirrel

The People's Republic of Kilko is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its complete lack of prisons, anti-smoking policies, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 401 million Kilkoanese have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kilkmano. The average income tax rate is 9.6%.

The strong Kilkoan economy, worth 11.1 trillion floroes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, highly specialized black market in Trout Farming, Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 27,798 floroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Kilkoanese are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder, and racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Kilko's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kilko is ranked 23,303rd in the world and 307th in 10000 Islands for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 5,211.19 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6,905thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 12,224thMost Influential: 14,161stLargest Insurance Industry: 15,892ndMost Inclusive: 18,114th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 150th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 170th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kilko, racial and religious segregation has become rife as the various groups are loath to mingle.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilko, standing on a chair to reach a top shelf is seen as evidence of narcissistic personality disorder.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilko, gay hospital patients are labelled with a pink triangle to alert staff of their substandard blood.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilko, Kilkoanese are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilko, public incontinence is a growing problem amongst the nation's women.
  • : Kilko voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Access to Abortion".
  • : Following new legislation in Kilko, five-year-olds chanting "Little Miss Muffet" are accused of bullying arachnophobes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilko, the endangered saltwater humpback squirrel is only seen in captivity programs.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilko, the carbon tax fund gladly supplies warm blankets when the poor can't pay their heating bills.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilko, young girls often attend the same schools as their children.

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