The Saorstát Éireann of Kilkire is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by President Stephen Brugha with a fair hand, and remarkable for its otherworldly petting zoo, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.495 billion Kilkireans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cill-Airne. The average income tax rate is 89.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kilkirean economy, worth a remarkable 1,084 trillion Punt Éireannaches a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 167,010 Punt Éireannaches, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Government-run screening operations remove embryos with severe genetic disorders, the acceptance of acupuncture and other alternative therapies has needled the scientific community, the government has enacted freedom of information, and a favorite "life hack" for gap year backpackers is to pretend to be homeless for government handouts. Crime is totally unknown. Kilkire's national animal is the Red Deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Kilkire is ranked 7,615^th in the world and 231^st in The East Pacific for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 12,254.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.