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We are the people
Most Developed: 767thLongest Average Lifespans: 854thLowest Crime Rates: 900th
The Democratic Socialist State of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Influence
Shoeshiner
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Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Good

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Kilkelly

Population8.291 billion

CapitalFree
LeaderThe great one
Faithcatholic

Currencypunt
AnimalThe Shamrock

The Democratic Socialist State of Kilkelly is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by The great one with an even hand, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 8.291 billion Kilkellyians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Kilkellyian economy, worth a remarkable 1,977 trillion punts a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 238,502 punts, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too, and would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilkelly's national animal is the The Shamrock, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is catholic .

Kilkelly is ranked 6,203rd in the world and 60th in Europeia for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 503.5 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Developed: 767thLongest Average Lifespans: 854thLowest Crime Rates: 900thNicest Citizens: 938thMost Cheerful Citizens: 945thMost Compassionate Citizens: 972ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 986thHealthiest Citizens: 994thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,047thMost Pacifist: 1,121stLargest Governments: 1,169thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,214thMost Efficient Economies: 1,236thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,301stSafest: 1,416thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,604thMost Cultured: 1,713thHighest Food Quality: 1,815thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,353rdMost Inclusive: 2,458thTop
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Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 2,651stBest Weather: 2,786thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,094thSmartest Citizens: 3,103rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,314thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,244thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,358thMost Influential: 4,482ndHighest Average Incomes: 4,584thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,662ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 4,740thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,203rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 8,067thHighest Economic Output: 9,804thMost Patriotic: 11,686thTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 13,813thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14,391stMost Secular: 14,478thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,501stMost Average: 23,307thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,162nd
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Most Subsidized Industry: 8th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 13th in the regionLargest Governments: 13th in the regionMost Developed: 13th in the regionNicest Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 13th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 14th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 15th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 16th in the regionSafest: 16th in the regionMost Pacifist: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 18th in the regionMost Average: 18th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 20th in the regionMost Cultured: 25th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 28th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 29th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 32nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 35th in the regionMost Inclusive: 39th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 42nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 44th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 45th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 47th in the regionBest Weather: 49th in the regionTop
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Highest Poor Incomes: 54th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 57th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 60th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 65th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 72nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 88th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 89th in the regionMost Stationary: 97th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kilkelly, would-be emigrants are told "abandon all hope all ye who would exit here".
  • : Following new legislation in Kilkelly, workers have their fruitcake and eat it too.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilkelly, police officers find government bureaucracy more terrifying than most serial killers.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilkelly, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilkelly, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilkelly, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilkelly, The great one's told that love often manifests itself through homicidal four-lettered litanies.
  • : Kilkelly was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilkelly, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
  • : Following new legislation in Kilkelly, 50% of adverts on children's television are for clothes made of cotton wool.

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