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PASSWORD

Lumity
Most Secular: 16,651stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,486thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,852nd
The Loving Couple of
Democratic Socialists
Influence
Superpower
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Average

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Kids Show

Population4.113 billion

CapitalHexside
LeaderWillow
FaithCards

Currencysnail
Animalowl

The Loving Couple of Kids Show is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Willow with an even hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, state-planned economy, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 4.113 billion Kids Showians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hexside. The average income tax rate is 55.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kids Showian economy, worth 347 trillion snails a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 84,468 snails, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Kids Show, those who cut young children are told to cut it out, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and people are bored of easy crossword puzzles. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kids Show's national animal is the owl, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Cards.

Kids Show is ranked 68,008th in the world and 3rd in The Night Witches for Most Stationary, with 696.66106108108 days.

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Most Secular: 16,651stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,486thLargest Agricultural Sector: 21,852ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 25,030thLargest Black Market: 26,171st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kids Show, people are bored of easy crossword puzzles.
  • : Following new legislation in Kids Show, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle".
  • : Following new legislation in Kids Show, those who cut young children are told to cut it out.
  • : Following new legislation in Kids Show, horns and hypocrisy are the newest exports of Kids Show.
  • : Following new legislation in Kids Show, foreign policy is based upon the principle of sieve and take.
  • : Following new legislation in Kids Show, the KSBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
  • : Following new legislation in Kids Show, the most common psychiatric diagnosis is to 'stop whining and grow up'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kids Show, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal.
  • : Following new legislation in Kids Show, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon.
  • : Kids Show was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".

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