The Republic of Kiddian States is a huge, cultured nation, ruled by President Sasha White with an even hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, complete lack of prisons, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 901 million Kiddians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiddia. The average income tax rate is 80.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kiddian economy, worth 89.0 trillion kiddian dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,831 kiddian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Violetist maidens who fall for an outsider must leave their violet light districts in shame, tax evaders are regularly visited by agents of the Kiddian States Blood Tithe, when their backs are against the walls Kiddians look out for gay men, and children often kick Orca Whales for amusement. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiddian States's national animal is the Orca Whale, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kiddian States is ranked 15,263^rd in the world and 50^th in Wintreath for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 8,606.63 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.