The Free Land of Ki He Kah Stah Tsa is a colossal, safe nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.367 billion Ki He Kah Stah Tsans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Public Transport, and Welfare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.5%.

The very strong Ki He Kah Stah Tsan economy, worth 368 trillion Tobaccos a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,063 Tobaccos, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 165,395 per year while the poor average 11,332, a ratio of 14.6 to 1.

Motorists must pay to enter inner-cities during peak hours, retail staff are trained to take both inside leg measurements and the lives of their enemies, tampons are used as cheap fishing bobbers, and fans doing the wave routinely disrupt the finals of Go tournaments. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Ki He Kah Stah Tsa's national animal is the Spirit Animal, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Ki He Kah Stah Tsa is ranked 246,650^th in the world and 17^th in Turtle Island for Lowest Crime Rates, with 53.04 law-abiding acts per hour.