The State of Khorosho is a gargantuan, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, avowedly heterosexual populace, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 10.96 billion Xorșonbar are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ta'xdyr-ahar. The average income tax rate is 71.3%.

The enormous but inefficient Xorșon economy, worth a remarkable 1,080 trillion argaans a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 98,590 argaans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Doughnut-makers claim their products are healthy because they are fortified with vitamins, workers' complaints never reach central planning, Harry Potter books are banned, and anti-vaxxers claim that injected children are prone to psychotic breaks when they see the 'Queen of Diamonds' playing card. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force. Khorosho's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is secular.

Khorosho is ranked 43,166^th in the world and 8^th in United Alliance for Lowest Crime Rates, with 76.42 law-abiding acts per hour.