The Hussite Union of Kheltchistan is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Josef Lukl Hromádka with an even hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, museums and concert halls, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 1.282 billion Khelchistanians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chelčice. The average income tax rate is 93.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The thriving Kheltchistanian economy, worth 134 trillion Groschens a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 104,734 Groschens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Boys who take just one date to the high school prom are called 'losers', the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and school plays were recently banned due to concerns of child endangerment. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kheltchistan's national animal is the Goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Hussite Brethern Evangelic Church.

Kheltchistan is ranked 21,465^th in the world and 679^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Income Equality, scoring 78.02 on the Marx-Engels Emancipation Scale.