The United Socialist States of Khazhkhovija is a massive, safe nation, notable for its digital currency, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, devout population of 2.444 billion Khazhkhovijans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Grim Batol. The average income tax rate is 81.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Khazhkhovijan economy, worth 196 trillion Aknas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 80,547 Aknas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

For just a few extra Aknas Khazhkhovijans can get new driving records with their new cars, it's best to decline if Leader offers to buy a round of drinks, the government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, and the new Liquor Legitimacy Office is besieged with job applications from people who have experience in "statistical sampling methods". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khazhkhovija's national animal is the Gorilla, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Khazhkhovija is ranked 27,192^nd in the world and 408^th in The Communist Bloc for Most Cultured, scoring 84 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.