NATION

PASSWORD

FOR THE REINDEER, FOR THE NATION, FOR KHALEDONIAN
Largest Insurance Industry: 1,742ndNudest: 6,438thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,043rd
The Federal Republic of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Khaledonia

Population504 million

CapitalCeiba

Currencyflorin
AnimalKhaledian reindeer

The Federal Republic of Khaledonia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 504 million Khaledonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceiba. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Khaledonian economy, worth 63.6 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 126,186 florins, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals are thrown to the Khaledian reindeer to repay their debt to society, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khaledonia's national animal is the Khaledian reindeer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Khaledonia is ranked 68,233rd in the world and 10th in Selene for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,554.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.

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Largest Insurance Industry: 1,742ndTop
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Nudest: 6,438thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9,043rdLargest Retail Industry: 9,527thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,674thMost Conservative: 11,689thTop
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Most Advanced Defense Forces: 14,753rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,864thMost Patriotic: 16,562ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,970thHighest Disposable Incomes: 19,444thMost Developed: 20,997thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 21,052ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 22,157thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 23,045thHighest Average Incomes: 23,348thMost Efficient Economies: 23,757thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 23,860th
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Largest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 2nd in the regionNudest: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Devout: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Black Market: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Khaledonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Soda Pop Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Khaledonia, childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense.
  • : Following new legislation in Khaledonia, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging.
  • : Following new legislation in Khaledonia, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets.
  • : Following new legislation in Khaledonia, criminals are thrown to the Khaledian reindeer to repay their debt to society.
  • : Khaledonia was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Khaledonia, belligerent citizens shoot at passing clouds for 'violating their airspace'.
  • : Following new legislation in Khaledonia, adult unemployment is rising as available jobs are filled by young children.
  • : Following new legislation in Khaledonia, the country routinely whitewashes uncomfortable parts of its history.
  • : Khaledonia's influence in Selene rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".

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