The Federal Republic of Khaledonia is a huge, orderly nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, zero percent divorce rate, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 504 million Khaledonians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ceiba. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 47.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Khaledonian economy, worth 63.6 trillion florins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 126,186 florins, with the richest citizens earning 6.8 times as much as the poorest.

Criminals are thrown to the Khaledian reindeer to repay their debt to society, the nation is famous for bravely sending wave after wave of its soldiers until the enemy runs out of bullets, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and childhood friends of Leader are living it large abroad at the taxpayers' expense. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Khaledonia's national animal is the Khaledian reindeer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Khaledonia is ranked 68,233^rd in the world and 10^th in Selene for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,554.54 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.