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Grab that ginger bull by the horns. Kevin Keller
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,576thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,507thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,628th
The Stud-finder General of
Iron Fist Consumerists
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Eminence Grise
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Kevin Keller

Population5.679 billion

CapitalRiverdale
LeaderKevin Keller
FaithPop Tate-ism

CurrencyDollar
AnimalBeaver

The Stud-finder General of Kevin Keller is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kevin Keller with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.679 billion Riverdalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riverdale. The average income tax rate is 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Riverdalian economy, worth 670 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 118,124 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, Kevin Keller has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits, and big game hunters travel to Kevin Keller to try their hand at shark-shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kevin Keller's national animal is the Beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Pop Tate-ism.

Kevin Keller is ranked 249,124th in the world and 8th in Riverdale for Least Corrupt Governments, with 45.73 percentage of bribes refused.

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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,576thTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 3,507thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4,628thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,313thLargest Black Market: 5,429thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,609thMost Secular: 7,188thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,005thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 8,230thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,807thTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 13,943rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 14,571stMost Efficient Economies: 16,690thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,762ndLargest Governments: 20,397thMost Developed: 23,159th
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kevin Keller was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes and Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Kevin Keller, big game hunters travel to Kevin Keller to try their hand at shark-shooting.
  • : Following new legislation in Kevin Keller, Kevin Keller has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits.
  • : Following new legislation in Kevin Keller, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations.
  • : Following new legislation in Kevin Keller, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit.
  • : Following new legislation in Kevin Keller, parents ask their ten-year-olds for help with their government-mandated book reports.
  • : Kevin Keller was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Kevin Keller, emergency services don't respond to trailer park fires.
  • : Following new legislation in Kevin Keller, you're only as old as you feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Kevin Keller, twins move across the country to avoid being accused of the other's crimes.

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