The Stud-finder General of Kevin Keller is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Kevin Keller with an iron fist, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, compulsory vegetarianism, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 5.679 billion Riverdalians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Riverdale. The average income tax rate is 82.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Riverdalian economy, worth 670 trillion Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 118,124 Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, Kevin Keller has a wardrobe full of fake designer suits, and big game hunters travel to Kevin Keller to try their hand at shark-shooting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kevin Keller's national animal is the Beaver, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities, and its national religion is Pop Tate-ism.

Kevin Keller is ranked 249,124^th in the world and 8^th in Riverdale for Least Corrupt Governments, with 45.73 percentage of bribes refused.