The Hall of Fame Halfback of Kevin Faulk is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 2.02 billion Kevin Faulkians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Administration, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid isn't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 30.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kevin Faulkian economy, worth 120 trillion dollars a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 59,410 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, bike rage is all the rage, a good deed is rewarded with a thank you note attached to a deportation order, and the traditional Violetist dish of stuffed sheep's head is served with an intense look of shock upon its face. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kevin Faulk's national animal is the fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kevin Faulk is ranked 84,293^rd in the world and 4^th in The National Football League for Most Patriotic, with 21.62 flags saluted per person per day.