The Federal Empire of Keswickholt is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Rebecca with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, keen interest in outer space, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 6.222 billion Keswickholtians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of City of Keswickholt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Keswickholtian economy, worth a remarkable 1,537 trillion Imperial Tokens a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 247,094 Imperial Tokens, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 818,348 per year while the poor average 55,729, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Keswickholtian military unleashed its biological weapons, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, prime commercial land is being swamped with archaeological teams, and the government is well known for declaring war on other countries for suspected slights. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Keswickholt's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Deism.

Keswickholt is ranked 227,529^th in the world and 1,360^th in 10000 Islands for Highest Drug Use, scoring 20 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.