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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,154thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,161stMost Rebellious Youth: 14,219th
The United Socialist States of
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Nipper
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Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kestis

Population200 million

CurrencyMon
AnimalToasa Seal

The United Socialist States of Kestis is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 200 million Kestisians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 17.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kestisian economy, worth 16.1 trillion Mons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, Information Technology, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 80,430 Mons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts, and laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it. Crime is totally unknown. Kestis's national animal is the Toasa Seal, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kestis is ranked 95,643rd in the world and 488th in Europe for Highest Drug Use, scoring 74.8 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 5,154thLargest Agricultural Sector: 6,161stTop
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Most Rebellious Youth: 14,219thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18,778thHighest Disposable Incomes: 20,293rdSafest: 23,806thMost Secular: 24,960thMost Inclusive: 25,200th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 66th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 117th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kestis, laborers are building walls and making Wezeltonia pay for it.
  • : Following new legislation in Kestis, hockey players who drop their gloves discard them on abandoned baseball mitts.
  • : Kestis endorsed The Constitutional Monarchy of Wegensburg.
  • : Kestis was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Wegensburg.
  • : Kestis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Scientific Cooperation".
  • : Kestis voted for the World Assembly Resolution "International Maxtopia Day".
  • : Following new legislation in Kestis, everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen.
  • : Following new legislation in Kestis, major cities shut down as their local sports team takes to the field every day.
  • : Following new legislation in Kestis, the government's new "quiet competence" initiative has supporters and detractors alike reeling in confusion.
  • : Following new legislation in Kestis, it's always rabbit season.

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