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The Return of the Empire
Most Armed: 5,627thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,083rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,074th
The Celestial Empire of
Iron Fist Consumerists
Influence
Zero
Informant
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Keraiza

Population1.401 billion

CapitalIcic
LeaderDieudonné Théodore

CurrencyMetal Scale
AnimalKeruku

The Celestial Empire of Keraiza is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Dieudonné Théodore with an iron fist, and remarkable for its smutty television, ubiquitous missile silos, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.401 billion Keraizans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Icic. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 66.0%.

The powerhouse Keraizan economy, worth 130 trillion Metal Scales a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,121 Metal Scales, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 308,406 per year while the poor average 21,002, a ratio of 14.7 to 1.

The legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds, getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults, and government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Keraiza's national animal is the Keruku, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keraiza is ranked 230,263rd in the world and 16th in The North Hydo Islands for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -15.16 on the Hayek Index.

Top
5%
Most Armed: 5,627thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,083rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,074thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,303rdLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,554thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 11,490thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,923rdMost Corrupt Governments: 12,110thTop
10%
Most Conservative: 14,067thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,809thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 22,386thMost Secular: 22,717thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 23,840thMost Patriotic: 25,458thMost Scientifically Advanced: 25,483rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 26,278th
Top
5%
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 1st in the regionLargest Black Market: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 1st in the regionTop
10%
Highest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionBest Weather: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Keraiza, government officials raid public buildings to remove all mention of G*d or r******n.
  • : Keraiza relocated from The Commonwealth of South Hydo Islands to The North Hydo Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Keraiza, getting your license is a rite of passage for young adults.
  • : Keraiza was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Keraiza, the government regularly reassures citizens that there are no monsters under their beds.
  • : Following new legislation in Keraiza, the legal system for the political class is completely separate from the one for normal citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Keraiza, card collectors duel to the death.
  • : Following new legislation in Keraiza, the legal profession considers itself above the law.
  • : Keraiza was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry and Most Corrupt Governments and the Top 10% for Lowest Crime Rates and Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Keraiza, citizens wouldn't recognise Dieudonné Théodore if they passed one another on the street.

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