The Despotic Kingdom of Kennicott- is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Seine Majestat Albrecht der Erste with an iron fist, and notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ubiquitous missile silos, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.565 billion Himmelsvolk are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Welfare and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wilhelmsburg. The average income tax rate is 97.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Himmelslichtisch economy, worth a remarkable 1,699 trillion crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 372,359 crowns, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government invades its allies more than its enemies, children are encouraged to fail at school so as not to appear too enlightened, a baby's first breath is also a baby's first felony, and public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kennicott-'s national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Gottreichismus.

Kennicott- is ranked 3,117^th in the world and 4^th in The Brotherhood of Malice for Lowest Crime Rates, with 129.29 law-abiding acts per hour.