Ten wombats twice for one
Most Secular: 291stHighest Poor Incomes: 456thLargest Agricultural Sector: 653rd
The Armed Republic of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Population6.902 billion

CapitalSprague City
LeaderWalter Kelt


The Armed Republic of Keltische is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Walter Kelt with an iron fist, and notable for its deadly medical pandemics, free-roaming dinosaurs, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 6.902 billion Keltischeans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sprague City. The average income tax rate is 94.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Keltischean economy, worth a remarkable 2,427 trillion ounces a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 351,649 ounces, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, Keltische is increasingly belligerent on the international stage, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain, and exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Keltische's national animal is the wombat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Science.

Keltische is ranked 256,350th in the world and 1,807th in The Communist Bloc for Healthiest Citizens, with 0.46 bananas ingested per day.

Most Secular: 291stHighest Poor Incomes: 456thLargest Agricultural Sector: 653rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 981stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,026thMost Influential: 1,281stLargest Black Market: 1,371stHighest Average Incomes: 1,459thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,521stLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,580thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,664thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,919thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,601stTop
Most Patriotic: 3,220thMost Advanced Public Education: 3,401stLargest Retail Industry: 3,409thLargest Governments: 4,218thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,538thMost Developed: 4,591stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,664thFattest Citizens: 4,708thSmartest Citizens: 5,209thMost Corrupt Governments: 5,305thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,134thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,339thMost Advanced Public Transport: 6,587thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,750thMost Valuable International Artwork: 6,867thMost Inclusive: 6,995thMost Armed: 7,348thMost Efficient Economies: 7,500thHighest Economic Output: 7,540thMost Beautiful Environments: 8,938thHighest Food Quality: 10,190thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,440thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,471stMost Cultured: 10,938thRudest Citizens: 11,486thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11,549thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 13,678thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,987thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 24,399thMost Income Equality: 25,139th
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionMost Secular: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 6th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 9th in the regionFattest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 11th in the regionTop
Largest Soda Pop Sector: 19th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 19th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 21st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 25th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 30th in the regionMost Armed: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 32nd in the regionMost Influential: 41st in the regionMost Patriotic: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 54th in the regionRudest Citizens: 55th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 56th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 69th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 73rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 73rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 76th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 78th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 82nd in the regionLargest Governments: 82nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 82nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 83rd in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 91st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 93rd in the regionMost Developed: 95th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 97th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 107th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 111th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 133rd in the regionNudest: 139th in the regionLargest Populations: 151st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 157th in the regionMost Cultured: 159th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 164th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Keltische was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Basket Weaving Sector.
  • : Keltische was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Income Equality.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltische, exorbitant spending on icebreakers breaks the ice at every budget meeting.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltische, veterans in wheelchairs are left waist-deep in rice paddies to gather grain.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltische, Keltische is increasingly belligerent on the international stage.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltische, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists.
  • : Keltische was endorsed by The People's Republic of Liknovia.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltische, a shocking number of government bills get lost in committee.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltische, government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Walter Kelt.
  • : Following new legislation in Keltische, Keltischean tourists are banned from many nations due to their tendency to randomly explode.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 116 » Maxuus, Itilien, Arbados Balarascia, Shamian, Kethania, Maogeji, United Of Communist, Lilshire, Sneuna, Grebanistan, Tastiana, Illeron, Thebrin, Berlin Commune, Slavic Democratic Nations, The Workers Union of Habsburg-Lorraine, GreatUnion of Soviet Socialist Republics, Doultrenia, Pangeaeae, Amogus diwan, Saorta, New Soviet States of America, Phallas, The Reunification of Korea, Pro Bey, Floreznia, Ganjallia, Soviet Felines, Huelistan, Rezsia, Slakchtreen, United States of Stalinia, Yeniseisk, Tewi, A Post-Apocalyptic Wasteland, Uinted Communist of Africa, Dudaev, The United Kindom under Socialist Rule, The palace of God 2, Cassaracen, Luftetia, Rubumba, Picuros, Karelianastan, Techno Socialystiche, Bibliophilius, Shinzhou, Solova, Auferstandenxland, Old Mare, and 66 others.-Gregoria, Mal SUncu, Council of America, Brauengen, Proletariana, United States of Buffaloia, Konzhov, Transbiansylvania, South iberian, Borealian Communes, Luwendr, Bruzzundunga, Free Eureve, Terrapinne, Vulga, Raresun, CCCPC, Norisaving, Far Ordiandendii, SFRYugosalvia, Iraqisyriapakindosaudistan, Autohorne, Greater Hongshan, Kheltchistan, Councilist Communes, Kitchen Nation, Rubarus, Soviet Socialist Anglia, Sodoran Alesia, Mallissa, The Bon Fa Islands, Soviet State of Covernant, Wice, Sopielepit, Yutopia, Greater Gilbertberg, Rouvenor, Krestyana, Cannitopia, Rohvenn, The Steephills, Afronovia, Great Lakes Nations, The Achterhoek, 104 Partisans, Fizula, People of atlantis, The Movion, Arpol, Omafana, Halsoni, The Ellsworth Mountains, Old Corus, Socialist Balkon, Europa Volksdemokratisch Sozialistisch, Heitoria, Flying-Penguins, Comuny, Free Lux Arthur, Passany, Repolaa, Socialist Heronia, 4D Donkeys, The Communist regime of Sovietchina, Tackastan, and Liknovia.