The Republic of Kelsyth is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lena with a fair hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 6.072 billion Kelsythians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alnelenora. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kelsythian economy, worth a remarkable 1,552 trillion Korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 255,636 Korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were, and the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast. Crime is totally unknown. Kelsyth's national animal is the Hippogryph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Truacism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kelsyth, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
- : Kelsyth was endorsed by The Federation of Gormhuth.
- : Following new legislation in Kelsyth, defense lawyers suggestively note to juries how flagrantly happy victims were.
- : Kelsyth was endorsed by The Most Loyal Catholic Union of Castle Federation.
- : Kelsyth was endorsed by The Vizier and Sam of New Leganes.
- : Kelsyth was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of Horn of Havenkaap.
- : Kelsyth was endorsed by The Free Land of United Rocky Top.
- : Kelsyth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : Kelsyth was endorsed by The Republic of Azakhuland.
- : Following new legislation in Kelsyth, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
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