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Most Inclusive: 410thMost Compassionate Citizens: 499thNicest Citizens: 517th
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Left-wing Utopia
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Civil Rights
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Kelsyth

Population9.893 billion

CapitalAlnelenora
LeaderLena
FaithFaewryni

CurrencyKoruna
AnimalHippogryph

The Republic of Kelsyth is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lena with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.893 billion Kelsythians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alnelenora. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kelsythian economy, worth a remarkable 2,646 trillion Korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 267,496 Korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime is totally unknown. Kelsyth's national animal is the Hippogryph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faewryni.

Kelsyth is ranked 1,278th in the world and 22nd in The East Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 75 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.

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Most Inclusive: 410thMost Compassionate Citizens: 499thNicest Citizens: 517thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 526thHighest Food Quality: 619thMost Pacifist: 627thHighest Average Tax Rates: 784thMost Valuable International Artwork: 793rdLeast Corrupt Governments: 798thSafest: 817thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 883rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 907thLargest Governments: 918thSmartest Citizens: 963rdMost Cultured: 1,161stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,172ndMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,181stMost Advanced Public Education: 1,208thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,256thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,259thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,278thMost Beautiful Environments: 1,338thMost Developed: 1,365thMost Efficient Economies: 1,381stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,467thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,522ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,529thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,598thHealthiest Citizens: 2,197thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,306thMost Subsidized Industry: 2,346thLowest Crime Rates: 2,420thTop
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Largest Publishing Industry: 2,801stHighest Average Incomes: 3,231stBest Weather: 3,708thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,456thRudest Citizens: 4,561stMost Influential: 4,982ndMost Secular: 5,442ndHighest Economic Output: 6,779thTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 22,473rdMost Income Equality: 24,361st
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Most Compassionate Citizens: 9th in the regionNicest Citizens: 10th in the regionMost Inclusive: 10th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 10th in the regionMost Pacifist: 13th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 19th in the regionLargest Governments: 19th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 21st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 22nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 22nd in the regionSafest: 23rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 24th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 24th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 25th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 29th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 31st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 31st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 31st in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 32nd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 34th in the regionMost Developed: 36th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 38th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 39th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 42nd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 46th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 56th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 67th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 70th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 76th in the regionTop
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Highest Economic Output: 110th in the regionBest Weather: 110th in the regionRudest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Secular: 190th in the regionLargest Populations: 275th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 355th in the regionMost Influential: 358th in the regionTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 535th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 644th in the regionMost Politically Free: 778th in the regionMost Patriotic: 909th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kelsyth was endorsed by The Queendom of Lyonea.
  • : Kelsyth was endorsed by The 15 States of Fellon.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsyth, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsyth, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsyth, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsyth, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsyth, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
  • : Following new legislation in Kelsyth, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
  • : Kelsyth voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Inflationary Practices".
  • : Kelsyth voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Inflationary Practices".

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