Population | 9.893 billion |
Capital | Alnelenora |
Leader | Lena |
Faith | Faewryni |
Currency | Koruna |
Animal | Hippogryph |
The Republic of Kelsyth is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Lena with a fair hand, and renowned for its otherworldly petting zoo, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 9.893 billion Kelsythians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Alnelenora. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kelsythian economy, worth a remarkable 2,646 trillion Korunas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 267,496 Korunas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly, and sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park. Crime is totally unknown. Kelsyth's national animal is the Hippogryph, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Faewryni.
Kelsyth is ranked 1,278th in the world and 22nd in The East Pacific for Most Rebellious Youth, scoring 75 on the Stark-Dean Displacement Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Kelsyth was endorsed by
The Queendom of Lyonea.
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Kelsyth was endorsed by
The 15 States of Fellon.
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Kelsyth, sexually-starved male dinosaurs terrorise tourists during weekly breakouts from Mesozoic Park.
- : Following new legislation in
Kelsyth, grinding bureaucracy has the international wheels of justice turning slowly.
- : Following new legislation in
Kelsyth, diplomatic missions typically end with a flurry of childish insults, accusations and phlegm.
- : Following new legislation in
Kelsyth, cassocked priests and choirboys believe that what happens behind closed doors stays behind closed doors.
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Kelsyth, pocket calculators are seen as status symbols for the ostentatiously wealthy.
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Kelsyth, the Museum of Blackacrean War Crimes is located on "Blackacre Did Nothing Wrong Avenue".
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Kelsyth voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Inflationary Practices".
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Kelsyth voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Against Inflationary Practices".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 47 » Aivintis,
East Malaysia,
Albrook,
A mean old man,
VW53Aland,
Layngderfleethe,
Evrigenis,
Dragons Blood,
Marrabuk,
Mardom,
A Slanted Black Stripe,
Axdel,
Thurland,
Rikos Isles,
Brotherland,
Valerite,
Sandboxford,
Bogliqia,
Nevertopia,
Tassirion,
Republic of Restaks,
Kingdom of Hapsteld,
The Marlands,
Kangarawa,
Preat,
BearStackof2015,
Merlovich,
Tyrosalem,
Nociav,
Tea Jol,
Kalaratri,
Frankinstan,
New Leganes,
Verconia,
Enlil,
Russian Social Federation,
Kaldrbuth,
Kond Mex Ethostorgel,
Wiranath,
Isole Ionie,
Democratic Republic of Shrekmin,
New Sandsnionion,
Chesstitans,
Sarikaya Komzin,
Chalan,
Fellon, and
Lyonea.