The Part of a Balanced Breakfast of Kelloggs Corn Flakes is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its complete lack of public education and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 45.372 billion Kelloggs Corn Flakesians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.3%.

The thriving Kelloggs Corn Flakesian economy, worth a remarkable 2,016 trillion spoons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 44,453 spoons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 128,740 per year while the poor average 12,163, a ratio of 10.6 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kelloggs Corn Flakes's national animal is the rooster, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kelloggs Corn Flakes is ranked 221,199^th in the world and 1^st in Milk for Most Patriotic, with 3.98 flags saluted per person per day.