The Socialist People's Republics of Kavagrad is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by President Jericho Arondeus with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.313 billion Kavagraders are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kavagrad. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kavagrader economy, worth a remarkable 1,589 trillion People's Credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 154,098 People's Credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's atlases tend to go out of date every few weeks, sex changes are routinely performed at Kavagrad's hospitals, extreme political groups are outlawed, and parking's carefree without parking car fees. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kavagrad's national animal is the Watsnu Pussycat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Various Horse-Worship Cults.

Kavagrad is ranked 270,451^st in the world and 548^th in The Leftist Assembly for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -14.28 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.