Population | 14.41 billion |
Capital | Larkhill |
Leader | president Adrian Braithwaite |
Faith | Babejizmus |
Currency | Fira |
Animal | Kamzík |
The Parliamentary Republic of Kaumara is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by president Adrian Braithwaite with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and complete lack of prisons. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 14.41 billion Kaumarans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Larkhill. The average income tax rate is 77.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kaumaran economy, worth a remarkable 2,178 trillion Firas a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 151,189 Firas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.
The internal market is thriving, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why president Adrian Braithwaite is a silly poophead, the atmosphere in Kaumaran boardrooms is turning more gay, and a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaumara's national animal is the Kamzík, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Babejizmus.
Kaumara is ranked 190,529th in the world and 259th in Eurth for Most Stationary, with 61.12309977008 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kaumara was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Following new legislation in Kaumara, a few people seem to spend their whole time complaining.
- : Following new legislation in Kaumara, the atmosphere in Kaumaran boardrooms is turning more gay.
- : Following new legislation in Kaumara, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why president Adrian Braithwaite is a silly poophead.
- : Following new legislation in Kaumara, the internal market is thriving.
- : Following new legislation in Kaumara, escaped birthday balloons are torpedoed out of the sky.
- : Following new legislation in Kaumara, money grows on trees.
- : Kaumara was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Average.
- : Following new legislation in Kaumara, the "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Kaumaran Navy.
- : Following new legislation in Kaumara, old fossils give the tours at the parliamentary museum.