Population | 12.648 billion |
Capital | Kihea |
Leader | Alii nui |
Faith | Pele |
Currency | mark |
Animal | nene |
The Environment Beauty of Kauai Islands is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Alii nui with an even hand, and notable for its infamous sell-swords, free-roaming dinosaurs, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, devout population of 12.648 billion Kauai Islandsians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Environment, with Welfare, Administration, and Spirituality also on the agenda, while Defense and Education receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kihea. The average income tax rate is 58.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The Kauai Islandsian economy, worth 705 trillion marks a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 55,792 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts, and KI-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kauai Islands's national animal is the nene, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Pele.
Kauai Islands is ranked 152,928th in the world and 31st in Benigtopia for Most Stationary, with 149.4304251978 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kauai Islands, KI-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai Islands, young girls and senior citizens alike can be spotted wearing colourful short shorts.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai Islands, large-girthed charity workers assign themselves healthy wages for their work with starving children.
- : Kauai Islands's influence in Benigtopia rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
- : Kauai Islands was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork and the Top 5% for Most Advanced Public Transport and Most Income Equality.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai Islands, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai Islands, no one gossips with Alii nui during diplomatic summits.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai Islands, the new intercity submarine SSN Nene Warrior instills terror in claustrophobic travellers.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai Islands, aides are afraid to ask if Alii nui wants a cup of tea or coffee.
- : Following new legislation in Kauai Islands, heartfelt sentiments are mercilessly marketed by a million-mark treacle machine.