The Generation Kill of Kastonvia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sgt Brad Iceman Colbert with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.172 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baghdad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 831 trillion Freedom Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,719 Freedom Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Baghdad River, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kastonvia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Democracy.

Kastonvia is ranked 33,832^nd in the world and 1,127^th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,898.14 on the Gilded Widget Scale.