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We donít shoot dogs, we shoot people.
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,668thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,951stSafest: 6,490th
The Generation Kill of
New York Times Democracy
Influence
Minnow
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kastonvia

Population6.172 billion

CapitalBaghdad
LeaderSgt Brad Iceman Colbert
FaithDemocracy

CurrencyFreedom Dollars
AnimalEagle

The Generation Kill of Kastonvia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sgt Brad Iceman Colbert with a fair hand, and renowned for its parental licensing program, pith helmet sales, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.172 billion Americans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Baghdad. The average income tax rate is 90.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth 831 trillion Freedom Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,719 Freedom Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Popular candidates who don't suffer last-second political scandals tend to get fished out of the Baghdad River, building a phallus out of Minecraft blocks counts as indecent exposure, the government believes there is no problem that raising taxes won't fix, and parents who fail mandatory parenting classes risk having their children taken away. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kastonvia's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Democracy.

Kastonvia is ranked 33,832nd in the world and 1,127th in The North Pacific for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,898.14 on the Gilded Widget Scale.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,668thTop
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Least Corrupt Governments: 5,951stSafest: 6,490thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,547thHealthiest Citizens: 6,604thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,819thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 7,301stMost Compassionate Citizens: 7,319thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,908thMost Developed: 8,020thMost Advanced Public Transport: 8,145thNicest Citizens: 8,196thBest Weather: 8,353rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 9,602ndSmartest Citizens: 9,770thMost Influential: 9,778thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,439thMost Beautiful Environments: 11,893rdMost Inclusive: 12,049thLargest Governments: 12,201stMost Pacifist: 12,546thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,656thMost Secular: 12,715thHighest Food Quality: 12,841stHighest Poor Incomes: 13,128thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,347thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 14,612thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,661stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 19,961stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,240thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,588thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,926thMost Efficient Economies: 23,620thHighest Average Incomes: 24,827th
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 296th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 306th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 309th in the regionTop
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Safest: 357th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 373rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 375th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 378th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 396th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 436th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 436th in the regionBest Weather: 441st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 448th in the regionMost Developed: 449th in the regionMost Secular: 465th in the regionNicest Citizens: 473rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 518th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 562nd in the regionLargest Governments: 585th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 609th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 617th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 628th in the regionMost Pacifist: 650th in the regionMost Inclusive: 656th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 672nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 685th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 704th in the region

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