The Technocratic Republic of Kasazzastan is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Thomas Heiss with an even hand, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-working population of 1.019 billion Kasazzastanians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auren. The average income tax rate is 67.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kasazzastanian economy, worth 111 trillion New Porroes a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 109,602 New Porroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, the government recently relinquished its monopoly on the mail service, noises louder than a whisper have been prohibited by law, and maximum security fish farms leave caged salmon pining for the fjords. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kasazzastan's national animal is the Pidgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Kasazzastan is ranked 16,074^th in the world and 624^th in The North Pacific for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 4,840.86 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.