The Technocratic Republic of Kasazzastan is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Thomas Heiss with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, zero percent divorce rate, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 4.035 billion Kasazzastanians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Auren. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kasazzastanian economy, worth 549 trillion New Porroes a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 136,230 New Porroes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government seizes private property for the 'good of the people', enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, strange lights seen in the sky are officially regarded as weather balloons or hoaxes and nothing else, and stolen Reuben sandwiches are met with detailed and thorough police investigations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kasazzastan's national animal is the Pidgeon, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Secularism.

Kasazzastan is ranked 3,988^th in the world and 251^st in The North Pacific for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 12,673.31 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.