The Republic of Karyotypic is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its closed borders, enforced nudity, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.421 billion Karyotypicians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 74.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Karyotypician economy, worth 403 trillion xjzfs a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 118,073 xjzfs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Vital intelligence-gathering activities are put on hold as agents return home for seduction training and advanced poker instruction, girls who wear lipstick are berated for pandering to male gazes, doctors will keep brain-dead coma patients ventilated for years in order to avoid accusations of allowing people to die, and politicians no longer click with dating app matches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Karyotypic's national animal is the xjzf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Karyotypic is ranked 306,785^th in the world and 726^th in Two for Most Secular, with 3.25 Atheism Rate.