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There's only one ism: Kapitalism.
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 890thHighest Crime Rates: 980thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,062nd
The Road Forward of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Superb

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Kapitalistica

Population26.162 billion

CapitalKapitalia

Currencyeuro
Animallion

The Road Forward of Kapitalistica is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its deadly medical pandemics, daily referendums, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 26.162 billion Kapitalisticans are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Industry, with Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Spirituality are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kapitalia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kapitalistican economy, worth a remarkable 4,550 trillion euros a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 173,918 euros, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 773,464 per year while the poor average 24,350, a ratio of 31.8 to 1.

Fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, surrealist houses shaped like mushrooms and volcanoes dominate the wealthiest neighborhoods, the military has grudgingly released all top secret information in an effort for greater transparency, and the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in belgium. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kapitalistica's national animal is the lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kapitalistica is ranked 236,019th in the world and 179th in belgium for Most Popular Tourist Destinations, with 13.31 tourists per hour.

Top
1%
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 890thHighest Crime Rates: 980thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,062ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,362ndLargest Gambling Industry: 1,513thMost Armed: 1,637thMost Avoided: 1,836thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,163rdLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,263rdMost Rebellious Youth: 2,368thFattest Citizens: 2,379thTop
5%
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,477thHighest Economic Output: 2,659thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,032ndLargest Populations: 4,085thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,753rdRudest Citizens: 5,712thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 6,148thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,233rdLargest Publishing Industry: 7,855thMost Efficient Economies: 7,867thLargest Retail Industry: 9,197thHighest Average Incomes: 9,863rdLargest Insurance Industry: 10,035thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,376thTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 12,885thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,701stLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,013thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 18,615thMost Pro-Market: 19,848thLargest Black Market: 20,124thSmartest Citizens: 20,481stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 22,437th
Top
5%
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 9th in the regionTop
10%
Largest Publishing Industry: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 11th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 11th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 13th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 13th in the regionMost Armed: 13th in the regionFattest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 13th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 14th in the regionMost Avoided: 14th in the regionHighest Crime Rates: 14th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 15th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 15th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 17th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 17th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 17th in the regionLargest Populations: 17th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 19th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kapitalistica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Kapitalistica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Fattest Citizens.
  • : Kapitalistica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Kapitalistica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Kapitalistica was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Kapitalistica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kapitalistica was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most World Assembly Endorsements.
  • : Kapitalistica's influence in Belgium rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Kapitalistica altered its national flag.
  • : Kapitalistica relocated from Lazarus to Belgium.

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