Demokratie ist eine Laterne, die uns im Dunkeln führt President Vasbajan
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,421stMost Influential: 4,741stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,817th
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Population3.126 billion

LeaderPresident Vasbajan


The Twin Republics of Kaonas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Vasbajan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.126 billion Kaonasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felsinsel. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kaonasian economy, worth 329 trillion Chits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,429 Chits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaonas's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kaonas is ranked 251,650th in the world and 11,108th in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1.02 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 4,421stMost Influential: 4,741stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,817thMost Valuable International Artwork: 11,675thMost Compassionate Citizens: 11,710thNicest Citizens: 12,546thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,949thMost Inclusive: 21,636thLongest Average Lifespans: 21,880thMost Pacifist: 22,007thHighest Food Quality: 22,793rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 22,952ndHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 23,063rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 25,121stSafest: 25,527thHighest Poor Incomes: 25,947thHealthiest Citizens: 26,347thSmartest Citizens: 27,124th
Most Valuable International Artwork: 317th in the regionMost Influential: 320th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 323rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 401st in the regionNicest Citizens: 423rd in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 466th in the regionTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 597th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 678th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 691st in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 708th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 729th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 732nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 743rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 773rd in the regionMost Developed: 782nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 793rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 796th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 802nd in the regionMost Cultured: 831st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 845th in the regionMost Pacifist: 870th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 888th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 896th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 960th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 961st in the regionSafest: 961st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 971st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 986th in the regionLargest Governments: 1,028th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,080th in the regionLargest Populations: 1,153rd in the region

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