The Twin Republics of Kaonas is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by President Vasbajan with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 3.126 billion Kaonasians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Felsinsel. The average income tax rate is 56.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kaonasian economy, worth 329 trillion Chits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 105,429 Chits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

A little pushing and pulling is needed for big ships to pass, small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaonas's national animal is the Trout, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Kaonas is ranked 251,650^th in the world and 11,108^th in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 1.02 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.