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Let me eat cake
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 479thMost Stationary: 559thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 564th
The Confederacy of
Corporate Bordello
Influence
Dominator
Region
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Kansk

Population38.717 billion

CapitalKansk City
LeaderLeader

Currencybottle cap
Animalliberal

The Confederacy of Kansk is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Leader with a fair hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 38.717 billion Kanskians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

There is no government in the normal sense of the word; however, a small group of community-minded, pro-business individuals juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kansk City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Kanskian economy, worth a remarkable 8,258 trillion bottle caps a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 213,300 bottle caps, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,614,233 per year while the poor average 7,923, a ratio of 203 to 1.

Kanskian faces have never been brighter, nose plugs are the latest Kanskian fashion accessory, weather reports simply advise Kanskians to 'look outside', and a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction. Crime is all-pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kansk's national animal is the liberal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Kansk is ranked 559th in the world and 1st in Fruos for Most Stationary, with 5,514.66313728 days.

Top
1%
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 479thMost Stationary: 559thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 564thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 569thLargest Mining Sector: 631stFattest Citizens: 682ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 842ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,134thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,189thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,244thHighest Economic Output: 1,291stMost Avoided: 1,333rdMost Armed: 1,464thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,465thHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,470thLargest Populations: 1,695thLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,065thHighest Crime Rates: 2,113thRudest Citizens: 2,677thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 2,746thTop
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Most Devout: 3,141stLeast Corrupt Governments: 3,263rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,332ndLargest Gambling Industry: 4,353rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,196thMost Influential: 6,459thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,682ndMost Cultured: 6,760thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,899thHighest Average Incomes: 8,447thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 9,758thLargest Retail Industry: 12,035thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,435thMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,292ndLargest Insurance Industry: 22,511thLargest Information Technology Sector: 22,921stMost Efficient Economies: 23,422ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 25,398thLargest Publishing Industry: 27,911th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kansk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Kansk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kansk, a formerly quiet little town is now booming as both a cult centre and a tourist attraction.
  • : Following new legislation in Kansk, weather reports simply advise Kanskians to 'look outside'.
  • : Kansk was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Kansk, nose plugs are the latest Kanskian fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in Kansk, Kanskian faces have never been brighter.
  • : Kansk was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Zombies.
  • : Following new legislation in Kansk, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments.
  • : Following new legislation in Kansk, university graduates and new home-owners toil in labour camps to work off their debts.

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