The Federal Republic of Kanlidia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Punchman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.295 billion Kanlidians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okarito. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Kanlidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,509 trillion Kias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,984 Kias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food". Crime is totally unknown. Kanlidia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
- : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
- : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park.
- : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
- : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
- : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
- : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV'.
- : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
- : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.
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