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Most Compassionate Citizens: 369th Nicest Citizens: 381st Most Inclusive: 434th
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Population7.295 billion

LeaderJuan Punchman


The Federal Republic of Kanlidia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Juan Punchman with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, free-roaming dinosaurs, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.295 billion Kanlidians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Okarito. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kanlidian economy, worth a remarkable 1,509 trillion Kias a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 206,984 Kias, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning, and local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food". Crime is totally unknown. Kanlidia's national animal is the Kiwi, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanlidia is ranked 170,577th in the world and 8,810th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -37.47 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Compassionate Citizens: 369thNicest Citizens: 381stMost Inclusive: 434thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 436thMost Developed: 502ndLongest Average Lifespans: 609thMost Pacifist: 642ndBest Weather: 659thMost Cheerful Citizens: 736thMost Influential: 753rdMost Beautiful Environments: 908thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 920thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,016thHealthiest Citizens: 1,088thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,133rdMost Cultured: 1,176thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,227thMost Subsidized Industry: 1,258thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 1,368thMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,400thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,613thTop
Largest Governments: 1,873rdLargest Welfare Programs: 1,986thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,998thSmartest Citizens: 2,004thSafest: 2,300thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,398thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,626thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,015thLargest Publishing Industry: 3,511thHighest Average Incomes: 5,060thLowest Crime Rates: 5,384thMost Efficient Economies: 5,431stHighest Economic Output: 8,268thTop
Nudest: 8,667thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 9,694thMost Secular: 9,719thMost Stationary: 10,192ndHighest Drug Use: 14,340th
Most Compassionate Citizens: 25th in the regionNicest Citizens: 26th in the regionMost Developed: 29th in the regionMost Inclusive: 29th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 34th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 37th in the regionBest Weather: 38th in the regionMost Pacifist: 42nd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 49th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 49th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 51st in the regionMost Cultured: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 53rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 55th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 57th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 64th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 72nd in the regionTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 93rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 97th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 106th in the regionSafest: 120th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 129th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 146th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 149th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 156th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 174th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 228th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 240th in the regionMost Stationary: 246th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 253rd in the regionNudest: 274th in the regionMost Influential: 280th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 326th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 357th in the regionTop
Most Secular: 489th in the regionLargest Populations: 546th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 689th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, local executives are seen on the corner with cardboard signs reading "will oppress the masses for food".
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, workers for the environmental protection agency are patted down for tartar sauce every morning.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, a faint smell of body odour can be detected at several miles distance from the National Science Park.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, murderers and thieves claim divine inspiration to avoid prosecution.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, farmers have taken to hunting billionaires who encroach on their land.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, even religious militants can be swayed by the power of #love.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, ratings for schools' curricula range from 'Pure as the Driven Snow' to 'Late Night TV'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, museums stand half-empty as all foreign exhibits are returned to their countries of origin.
  • : Following new legislation in Kanlidia, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 223 » Notyoutopia, Apetopia, Former English Colony, Selfgradatude, The Efteling, Novare Res, Ceretis, Guslantis, Sunto, The Isle of Grossmania, Malvad, SillyString, Manticore utopia, Yaorozu, Frances Francis the First of France, Unimaginable Doom, Choistan, Sil Dorsett, Xentherida, Shadowrik, Great Bights Mum, Avalon, French Bananastan, New Lakemba, Holy Oranz, Gorinchem and Hoog-Hoornaar, American MapleStory, Democratic Peoples Republic of the US, Wineclaw, Halcon siveriano, Bayern-Straubing, Malta Comino Gozo, Alice Gardens, Pallaith, Kwaj, Amerian States, Ainsworth, Puczovska, General COE, Shin-Hachioji, Diodone, Yukti, Herzliyya, Kelvaros Prime, Buckerino, Acrabinnia, Corfad, Cloydicia, The Kyziban Islands, The Iron Lions, and 173 others.PlanetPunk, Northern Scovia, Moubarakistan, Universal State Formula, Territorio di Nessuno, Tredano, Beodarasc, Wodan, Victoriaans Nederlands, Siwale, Free Culture, Agrauron, Abiswashyo-bhumi, Mzeusia, Gladio II, Eglise Sainte Eve, Ozstan, Atain, Sea Ghost, Calamazo, Ka Ching, Q w e r t y, Shibutani, Govornia, Viridiann, Californian Redwood, Snoodum, THX1138, Arimbia, Detrivania, Lower Nubia, Mahsoobia, Koda-Land, Unsophisticate, Kylesburgh, Highton Islands, United Draconia, Ice and Tinian, Empy, The Gamer Party, Pleroma Sans Romans, Sakaryata, Kyrianian, Whereisthatistan, Racoda, Sacrento, Sanjurika, Suicidistan, Kulgatha, Zeternia, Sundred, SORT, The United States of Romania, Amauri, Maott, Bananaaaaa, El Fiji Grande, The Holy Lands of Namiir, Lunallian, German Holy Roman Empire, Abject Ludicrosity, Kobagia, Babacar, Misuvelia, Wilkshire, Copria, Abrickhouse, New Trisone, Amestris-Britannia, Yarecir, Fizban, The Rhein States, The Most Freedom Ever, Ladtanderan, Prydania, New Bremerton, New Pruessen, Arstungry, Ethnon, Cinnibar, Spartoptia, Valhalla123, Ethereal Expanse, Gran Finisterra, The Serdey Islands, Nairland, Newrun, Fantasque, Chifrial, Fun time land of Fun, National Goats, Votak Matim, Niradans, ISOP, Sinelona, Atomic Industry Islands, Vincone Cae, North Bratislava, Uganda Knuckles UK, Kasazzastan, Omnistria, Maovale, Potatolandium, Papika, The Windmilluminati, Dreadton, Analomink, Newpromisedland, Napnomadia, Sheldanada, Bearical, Kalimora Aire, United North American, Stat Artha, Ostrolia, Australiland, Ninjak30, Federation Terra Australis, Hong Kong Empire, Black Templares, Outer Egorniand, The Pantheons, Zumlandia, The South Falls, HeartLard, Ostrinios, Partax, Warsaw-Halicz, New Eleria, Eri-Maqa-Ena, The Black Cathedral, Jadotka, Grobbillandia, Steraz, Pasargad, INTEGRAL, Alunya, Joodey, COCONUT-CITY, Guer Aike, The Sinclarian Provinces, Ieprus, Ara Antrizuls, Chamocha, 1 very fast endotarter, Renzic, Justanistan, Get Away From Me, Ofemerica, Egalico, Tappan Hills, Solmetria, Torakuen, Far Easter Republic, Dar es Saalam, SchoolHouse Rock, IsiMUd, Kirostan, Balimut, Soviet Terran, Fortnite Eco, The Notorious Mad Jack, Ibiscaton, Norostilors, Saturns Edge, Zemnaya Svoboda, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, Marijuana Haven, Haor Chall, and Trillius.

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