The Republic of Kanazekopia is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its compulsory military service and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 428 million Kanazekopians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 28.3%.

The Kanazekopian economy, worth 20.4 trillion Kanazekopia francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Woodchip Exports, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,570 Kanazekopia francs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

People who do not complete their community service are sentenced to more community service, foreign governments are looking into weaponizing the infamous Kanazekopian bee, people reciting Shakespeare have become a common sight, and in court almost every witness is a hostile witness. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kanazekopia's national animal is the unicorn, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kanazekopia is ranked 148,805^th in the world and 7,247^th in The North Pacific for Smartest Citizens, with 26.92 quips per hour.