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Most Patriotic: 31stMost Secular: 91stHighest Average Tax Rates: 104th
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Kalmykhia

Population45.454 billion

CapitalKalmykhia City
LeaderGeneral Secretary

Currencykalmykh rouble
Animalmink

The Necrosocialist Convocation of Kalmykhia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 45.454 billion Kalmykhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmykhia City. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmykhian economy, worth an astonishing 19,397 trillion kalmykh roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 426,751 kalmykh roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Kalmykhia, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Kalmykhia City make great practice for foreign snipers, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmykhia's national animal is the mink, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmykhia is ranked 308,054th in the world and 100th in The Internationale for Fattest Citizens, with 0.92 Obesity Rate.

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Most Patriotic: 31stMost Secular: 91stHighest Average Tax Rates: 104thLargest Governments: 112thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 116thMost Developed: 154thHealthiest Citizens: 166thHighest Economic Output: 167thLongest Average Lifespans: 171stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 223rdLowest Crime Rates: 233rdSmartest Citizens: 258thHighest Poor Incomes: 258thMost Advanced Public Transport: 350thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 362ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 401stMost Inclusive: 430thMost Scientifically Advanced: 469thHighest Food Quality: 522ndLargest Populations: 545thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 579thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 786thMost Advanced Public Education: 795thLargest Welfare Programs: 853rdHighest Average Incomes: 970thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,077thMost Cultured: 1,203rdMost Efficient Economies: 1,338thLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,629thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,807thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,684thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,775thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,892ndTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 3,621stMost Influential: 6,299thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,155thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,134thMost Authoritarian: 13,052ndTop
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Most Income Equality: 15,966thLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,105thLargest Mining Sector: 24,263rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 30,003rd
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Highest Average Incomes: 1st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 1st in the regionLargest Populations: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1st in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 2nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 3rd in the regionMost Secular: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 4th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 4th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 5th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 6th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 7th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 10th in the region

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