Population | 45.454 billion |
Capital | Kalmykhia City |
Leader | General Secretary |
Currency | kalmykh rouble |
Animal | mink |
The Necrosocialist Convocation of Kalmykhia is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by General Secretary with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, strictly enforced bedtime, and labour-free parental leave. The compassionate, cynical, humorless population of 45.454 billion Kalmykhians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kalmykhia City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Kalmykhian economy, worth an astonishing 19,397 trillion kalmykh roubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology. Average income is an amazing 426,751 kalmykh roubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Kalmykhia, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Kalmykhia City make great practice for foreign snipers, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists, and generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalmykhia's national animal is the mink, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kalmykhia is ranked 308,054th in the world and 100th in The Internationale for Fattest Citizens, with 0.92 Obesity Rate.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kalmykhia, generals have trouble barking orders over the sound of thundering artillery.
- : Kalmykhia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Dead.
- : Kalmykhia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Socialist States of Dir Union, killing 27 million zombies.
- : Kalmykhia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Socialist States of Dir Union, killing 29 million zombies.
- : Kalmykhia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Socialist States of Dir Union, killing 46 million zombies.
- : Kalmykhia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Socialist States of Dir Union, killing 37 million zombies.
- : Kalmykhia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Socialist States of Dir Union, killing 22 million zombies.
- : Kalmykhia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Socialist States of Dir Union, killing 41 million zombies.
- : Kalmykhia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Socialist States of Dir Union, killing 29 million zombies.
- : Kalmykhia was cleansed by a Level 5 Invasion Tactical Zombie Elimination Squad from The United Socialist States of Dir Union, killing 48 million zombies.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 7 » The American Continentes, Esgeirimmen, Western Wadiya, Democratic Martian States, Xuanzhou, Dir Union, and Weilmar.