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Get me out of this place
Largest Insurance Industry: 727thHighest Disposable Incomes: 939thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,079th
The Rogue Nation of
Father Knows Best State
Influence
Negotiator
WA Delegate
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Rare

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Kalmarth

Population21.623 billion

CapitalValhalla
LeaderLeader

CurrencyDong
AnimalPuma

The Rogue Nation of Kalmarth is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.623 billion Kalmarthians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmarthian economy, worth a remarkable 5,573 trillion Dong a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 257,757 Dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, immigrants who don't like the taste of Kalmarthian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kalmarth's national animal is the Puma, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmarth is ranked 164,853rd in the world and 22nd in Eladen for Highest Drug Use, scoring 49 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.

Top
1%
Largest Insurance Industry: 727thHighest Disposable Incomes: 939thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,079thFattest Citizens: 1,572ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,601stLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,654thLargest Mining Sector: 1,916thHighest Economic Output: 2,104thMost Secular: 2,167thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 2,499thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 2,501stTop
5%
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3,294thMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,347thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,444thHighest Average Incomes: 3,576thLargest Retail Industry: 4,030thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,185thLargest Black Market: 4,240thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,839thLargest Information Technology Sector: 5,157thMost Efficient Economies: 6,822ndMost Avoided: 6,924thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,079thNudest: 7,675thLargest Populations: 8,070thRudest Citizens: 8,803rdLargest Agricultural Sector: 9,087thLargest Publishing Industry: 9,216thSmartest Citizens: 9,633rdMost Patriotic: 10,259thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,307thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,695thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 11,740thMost Influential: 11,832ndTop
10%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 14,745thLowest Crime Rates: 14,871stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,696thMost Stationary: 21,736thMost Developed: 23,380thLargest Governments: 24,918th
Top
5%
Most Secular: 1st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Kalmarth was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Larger Green Plants.
  • : Kalmarth's influence in Eladen rose from "Auxiliary" to "Negotiator".
  • : Kalmarth was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Kalmarth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Kalmarth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.
  • : Kalmarth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Kalmarth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Governments.
  • : Kalmarth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Kalmarth was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Kalmarth was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.

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