The Rogue Nation of Kalmarth is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Leader with an iron fist, and renowned for its smutty television, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.623 billion Kalmarthians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Valhalla. The average income tax rate is 1.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kalmarthian economy, worth a remarkable 5,573 trillion Dong a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 257,757 Dong, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, every citizen sounds like a television news anchor, immigrants who don't like the taste of Kalmarthian Turnip Chips are immediately deported, and friendly fire incidents usually result in severe burns. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kalmarth's national animal is the Puma, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kalmarth is ranked 164,853^rd in the world and 22^nd in Eladen for Highest Drug Use, scoring 49 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.