Population | 6.318 billion |
Capital | Scoop City |
Leader | Calliope Kerensky |
Currency | Scoop |
Animal | Frog |
The Republic of Kaleidescooptopia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Calliope Kerensky with a fair hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, smutty television, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.318 billion Scooptopians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Scoop City. The average income tax rate is 96.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Scooptopian economy, worth 871 trillion Scoops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 138,001 Scoops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Kaleidescooptopia, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, the Scooptopian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation, and Calliope Kerensky's reputation is hard as nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaleidescooptopia's national animal is the Frog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kaleidescooptopia is ranked 153,995th in the world and 3,083rd in Balder for Most Stationary, with 147.7857387504 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kaleidescooptopia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cheerful Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Kaleidescooptopia, Calliope Kerensky's reputation is hard as nails.
- : Following new legislation in Kaleidescooptopia, the Scooptopian Babysitters Club has proven to be a huge relief to stressed-out parents across the nation.
- : Following new legislation in Kaleidescooptopia, physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques.
- : Following new legislation in Kaleidescooptopia, the breathalyser pledge is a traditional part of marriages in Kaleidescooptopia.
- : Kaleidescooptopia was reclassified from "Left-wing Utopia" to "Liberal Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Kaleidescooptopia, the most popular WhoTube videos are ones featuring parodies of iconic songs.
- : Kaleidescooptopia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Eco-Friendly Governments.
- : Following new legislation in Kaleidescooptopia, visiting the best Scooptopian restaurants requires keeping a visa on file.
- : Following new legislation in Kaleidescooptopia, the consent form for routine blood pressure measurement has been nominated for the 'Novel Of The Year' award.