The United Federation of Kalatona is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kenneth Trenton with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.678 billion Kalatonans enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.
The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Caltine. The average income tax rate is 90.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Kalatonan economy, worth 615 trillion kalas a year, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 167,332 kalas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.
The government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers, and it's best not to ask what goes into Caltine Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalatona's national animal is the phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kalatona was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Norvayopia.
- : Following new legislation in Kalatona, it's best not to ask what goes into Caltine Fried Chicken's secret blend of herbs and spices.
- : Following new legislation in Kalatona, criminal rehabilitation takes place in re-education centers.
- : Following new legislation in Kalatona, adverts depict men giving birth while cursing the women who got them into trouble.
- : Following new legislation in Kalatona, the government refuses to transmit electricity to secessionist regions.
- : Kalatona was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
- : Kalatona endorsed The Federation of Kontara.
- : Kalatona was endorsed by The Federation of Kontara.
- : Following new legislation in Kalatona, fashion magazine covers finally display realistic body images following photo-manipulation becoming illegal.
- : Following new legislation in Kalatona, frat-house partying has become the national pastime.
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